Bring about the apocalypse in this legendary tactical adventure.
Scoot for the stars.
This generation really was the very best.
This game’s strategy? Maximum frustration.
Mix and switch and match.
Guac is back for another dip
Nothing but sweet dreams.
With a “cluck cluck” here and a “cluck cluck” there.
Ain’t no party like a Mario Party!
Just keep running, just keep running!